Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Dive 'Wisdom'


Divers say some amazing things…here are three that had the staff falling down laughing:
“What kind of air do you have here? Because I find that different air makes a big difference in my bottom time.” (And no, he wasn’t talking about Nitrox.)

“Do you have Nitrox available, because when I use Nitrox my mask doesn’t fog.”

And my personal favorite:

“I take Valium when I dive because it helps me clear my ears. It makes the hairs in my ears stand up and that helps with the clearing.”

I SWEAR all of these are direct quotes, though of course I’m not going to provide attribution. Pictured at left divemaster Michelle pets a friendly grouper, as others wait their turn. Over and out.

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